Free eggs act 2025
Notice
This Act, having been vetoed by the President, is not in force.
Preamble
WHEREAS Simdem eggs are overpriced.
WHEREAS Eggs should not be overpriced
I introduce to you, the free eggs act
Free Eggs Act 2025
Article 1: free eggs for all
1.1 every simdem citizen shall have the right to free simdem eggs.
1.2 these eggs shall be defined as the following image: https://i20.servimg.com/u/f20/20/57/48/52/unname10.png
Article 2: responsibility
2.1 The secretary of the treasury shall be responsible for producing free eggs for all.
2.2 If the secretary of treasury fails to produce free eggs for all they shall be forced to have the egg as defined in 1.2 as their profile picture for up to one (1) week. alternatively they can change their username to EGGED for the same time amount.
2.3 If the secretary of treasury does not comply to 2.2 they may be publicly egged for their deeds.